Intrebarile zilei

1. – Unde se opresc taxiurile?

– Scuza-ma, nu vreau sa o fac pe desteapta, dar taxiurile se opresc unde vor ele sau unde le zice clientul sa opreasca.

– Nu nu! Ma refer: UNDE OPRESC TAXIURILE AICI?

– Aaaaa, inteleg! PESTE TOT!

Pleaca nervos.

 

2. – Care sunt taxiurile care duc la Gatwick (aeroport)?

– Orice taxi te duce oriunde vrei.

– Da, dar unde sunt taxiurile care duc la Gatwick??

– Ia orice taxi, plateste-l si te va duce la Gatwick!

– Aaaa. Bine!

 

FACE PALM.

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